50/50 hot sauce and ranch dressing. That's it. That's the recipe. Serve with anything and watch everyone around you become confused then obsessed.
Ingredients
— 1/2 cup ranch dressing
— 1/2 cup your favorite hot sauce
— Optional: squeeze of lime
Instructions
1. Mix ranch and hot sauce in a bowl.
2. Add squeeze of lime if using.
3. Taste. Adjust ratio to your heat preference.
4. Serve with wings, fries, pizza, vegetables, or directly by the spoonful.
5. Patent pending.